Whoa Nally!
25/11/2009

Fans of Narelle Jones are shocked and outraged over scandalous revelations that she is one of Tiger Woods' many mistresses. A story in this week's US Magazine contains sordid claims of an extramarital affair between the two. If the allegations are true, Jones would be unquestionably the most famous of Woods' alleged sexual conquests, with the story having potentially major ramifications for both her family and the club.

Many have met the reports with skepticism, noting that Narelle knows very little about golf, with one family insider quipping: "The only time I have seen her work on her swing was during a domestic dispute with her estranged husband Keith".

To date, no member of the Jones family have publicly commented on the scandal, except for a slightly confused Aunty Fay, who when asked by a packed media throng camped outside Narelle's house, that despite poor recent form, she would always be a "Tiger supporter", before adding "but that Wallace had to go".

Narelle was, unsurprisingly, absent from The Bullets team this week in their 87 point victory over The Mugars. Andrew Merryweather starred for The Bullets, reclaiming the club's goalkicking record by kicking 12 goals. He was ably assisted by Brent Jones, who slammed through 7 second-half goals. The Bullets will have to get the job done without Merryweather (who injured his ankle) next week, as they come up against the only side that has defeated them this year, The Wannabees.