The Agony Of Da-Feet?
28/11/2008

Bullets glamour girl Danijela Mijic went from hero to 'heel' this week after missing a shot for goal with the last kick of the game that would have secured The Bullets their first win of the season. Mijic was despondent after the game, stating that she had lost faith in her two feet to get the job done.

The Bullets have given Mijic the week off in the hope that she can reclaim some of her confidence in time for their finals assault...with no expense spared! So far, Mijic has spent an estimated $475,000 in podiatry indulgences including a three-night stay at an exclusive celebrity "feet retreat", where she has been exposed to a number of Thai-style foot massages and holistic pedicures. Given that she is yet to embark on the retail therapy leg of her recovery (which includes a tour of Prada, Gucci, and Manolo Blahnik outlets), it begs to ask how much this exercise will cost the club, who have decided to foot the bill, so to speak.

When asked to comment if he was worried about the final bill for Mijic's recovery, Bullets Football Club treasurer Moe Munny said he was "a little toey".