No Gutts, No Glory?
22/11/2008

A noted university professor has made a startling claim that gun Bullets recruit David Gutteridge holds the key to The Bullets winning a game this season. Dr Al Jebrah, a mathematics professor at University of West Sydney, created a statistical formula that 'proves' the side cannot win without Gutteridge's help. "Without Gutters playing in Round 3, The Bullets lost by 34 points. However, in Rounds 1 and 2 with Gutters in the side, the team lost by only an average of 14 points, meaning that the side is 242% better off with him in the team," Jebrah claimed. "This means that The Bullets are more than doubly good with him in the side, and with all else remaining equal, makes them unbeatable". When asked why it was that both of Gutteridge's games were losses, the professor said there were "still a few gaps " in his theory.