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'Coachy' Grilled At G20 Summit!
Bullets coach Warren 'Coachy' Burford has come under fire for the performance of his side at this past week's G-20 summit in Washington. In a week where Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd was snubbed by the US President, George W Bush chose his State Of The Union address as the perfect opportunity to put the blowtorch on Burford. Bush, under intense pressure from the media for the perilous state of the economy, the dismal war effort in the Middle East, and his inaction on global warming, deflected much of the blame onto the four-time Coach Of The Year. 'Coachy', who was a guest of honour at the summit that aims to strengthen global economic security, could only shrug his shoulders when Bush began his tirade. Bush said that "the world is in the trouble it is in because The Bullets are playing poor recreational football". "Every time Andrew 'Merryweather misses a shot for goal, it kills the morale of troops serving in Iraq and Afghanistan listening in on internet radio". "When Luke Barisic loses a ruck contest, Wall Street panics and the stock market crashes. When Dean Jones breaks his finger, it breaks the hearts of little kids around the world who hope for a cleaner, greener future", Bush argued. When asked to explain the rise in suicide cases in young men, Bush also blamed The Bullets. "When Narelle Jones got married earlier this year, it sent shockwaves through single young men across the world," Bush concluded. |
